Writers Block: What if you woke up with a wiener?
I would be dumbfounded and probably poke it to see if it were real... then dance around to make sure it was mine and attached to me, ya know swing it around and make sure it wouldn't fall off. OH! I'd try on my stretchy booty shorts to see how my package looked in it. I'd play some loud music and dance around in my tight shorts. I think I would also, ya know, try it out. Pee, masturbate, maybe even hit it with a hard tap to feel what getting hit in the balls feels like. I'd go comando for the day and pee random places. I'd go to the men's bathroom and show it off while I pee. I think I'd dress like a tranny and have it dangerously close to hanging out of my dress. I would be ridiculous and probably try to see how much I could get away with and what "Bruno" like penis moves I could pull off. I think I would also have sex with a lot of people. It seems like it'd be different if I didn't have to worry about getting preggers. All I know is it would be crazy!