[Neon Genesis Evangelion] Asuka and Shinji
Name of Series: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Name of Character: Asuka Langley Soryuu (or however it's spelled
Warnings: Not so much character bashing as character-head-biting-off-then-throwing-it-back-at-them. Possible PG-13 rating, because of scathing criticism. If you like Asuka, you might want to stop reading now...
Summary: Just started watching Neon Genesis Evangelion (after watching End of Evangelion first. Not sure why I did that...) and I actually had to take a break from Episode 9 to blow off steam.
Asuka (no dear for you; you don't deserve it),
The fate of the human race relies on you and your brattiness? Then we're all doomed. Bring on Instrumentality now! I hope to God and the gods one of those Angels does us a favor and *EATS* you alive, slowly, bite by bite by bite, and waiting an hour or two between bites to keep you in suspense. Or your Eva crashes and the life support system cuts out. Or someone fills your plug with battery acid instead of LCL. I've heard rumors your mother tried to kill you; gee, I wonder why, and I wish she'd succeeded. You. Are. A. Brat. And the only reason you're special at all is because someone groomed you to be an Eva pilot. You're a bratty, obnoxious, stuck-up, abusive, little twit and you're so full of yourself, I don't know why you haven't doubled in size.
Die a horrible death, plz thankz
Matrix Refugee
Name of Character: Shinji Ikari
Warnings: None, except for wierd cuddliness and possible EoE spoilers
Summary: Now let's hear it for the poor little nerd-boy
Dear Shinji
Sorry you got stuck with little miss red-headed brat in the end, but thanks for strangling her: I hope you either got her scared enough to put her in another fugue state, or you killed her. No one should get stuck with someone that hateful, even if you're the last male human on earth, and she's the last female. You deserve better, a lot better, in more ways than one, and for more than just that. Like you, I'm socially awkward and I have a tough time making friends, so I know exactly what it's like.
I hope you're lucky enough that Misato rejected Instrumentality and, ah, you got a chance to "do the rest later".
Take care of yourself,
Matrix Refugee
Name of Character: Asuka Langley Soryuu (or however it's spelled
Warnings: Not so much character bashing as character-head-biting-off-then-throwing-it-back-at-them. Possible PG-13 rating, because of scathing criticism. If you like Asuka, you might want to stop reading now...
Summary: Just started watching Neon Genesis Evangelion (after watching End of Evangelion first. Not sure why I did that...) and I actually had to take a break from Episode 9 to blow off steam.
Asuka (no dear for you; you don't deserve it),
The fate of the human race relies on you and your brattiness? Then we're all doomed. Bring on Instrumentality now! I hope to God and the gods one of those Angels does us a favor and *EATS* you alive, slowly, bite by bite by bite, and waiting an hour or two between bites to keep you in suspense. Or your Eva crashes and the life support system cuts out. Or someone fills your plug with battery acid instead of LCL. I've heard rumors your mother tried to kill you; gee, I wonder why, and I wish she'd succeeded. You. Are. A. Brat. And the only reason you're special at all is because someone groomed you to be an Eva pilot. You're a bratty, obnoxious, stuck-up, abusive, little twit and you're so full of yourself, I don't know why you haven't doubled in size.
Die a horrible death, plz thankz
Matrix Refugee
Name of Character: Shinji Ikari
Warnings: None, except for wierd cuddliness and possible EoE spoilers
Summary: Now let's hear it for the poor little nerd-boy
Dear Shinji
Sorry you got stuck with little miss red-headed brat in the end, but thanks for strangling her: I hope you either got her scared enough to put her in another fugue state, or you killed her. No one should get stuck with someone that hateful, even if you're the last male human on earth, and she's the last female. You deserve better, a lot better, in more ways than one, and for more than just that. Like you, I'm socially awkward and I have a tough time making friends, so I know exactly what it's like.
I hope you're lucky enough that Misato rejected Instrumentality and, ah, you got a chance to "do the rest later".
Take care of yourself,
Matrix Refugee