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Mar 19, 2004 03:51

A few observations, from yours truly, Bigs

1. Spring is coming. Prepare for spring romance. Wash your cootchie/mangina. Gettin freaky with spring breezes is Da Bomb. Having an odor other than Lilac & Roses wafting about the room is not
2. Alize is on sale at Bottle King. Stock up! Dis shit makes awesome punch! Available is Wild Passion, Gold Passion, and Red Passion, how can you go wrong! Unless you bringin some Hennessey to the party, biznatch!
3. Biggie feels the need to re-iterate the importance of having exact change for the bus. Ya'll annoying fools that need change hold up the line, and always when it's rainin! Shit, it's always the same dupid' niggas too!
4. Britney Spears is not newsworthy. Those of you who continue to perpetuate following of her will eventually be subject to a tread mark from Biggies Coupe DeVille. Biggie has some BIG ass whitewalls. nuff said.
5. McDonalds has recently announced plans to discontinue Super-Sized products, for the health of America, "by the end of the year"
Well. That's 9 months away. Do that have that many french fry containers to use up, or are they trying to milk the extra $0.75 for as long as possible?
Biggie thinks our health is the last thing on Mc'D's mind... but then, you people shouldn't be dragging you fat-asses there EVERY day for lunch...

We've said enough......
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