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Feb 10, 2004 05:02

With Valentines Day fast approaching, some helpful hints, so you're not alone again next year!

10 Biggie Tips for Romance!

1.
Good friendship combined with sexual compatibility does not equal love. Biggie believes that there should be magic. You can still hook up with yo' friends, but don't expect no weddin rang....

2.
The internet has been emotionally detrimental to countless niggas. Biggie thinks it's 'dupid to fall in love with a man in Seattle, if you live in Boston. How on earth would you explain that Long Distance bill to your payless shoe wearin, wears-a-a-hat-to-chruch, levelheaded-in'ernet shy mama?

3.
The magical stage of a relationship is always the begining, getting to know you part... if this stage is going badly, leave now! Biggie cannot be held responsible if you have to "try and make it work" after only a few weeks....

4.
What sounds good on paper isn't always as good in the flesh. You should know that going on a date with someone you've only spoken to via IM, and E-mail, that they won't be able to edit what they say in person. Sometimes, you end up meeting people with the affect of a Yugo. Plus, you nevah know..they might look like Barbara Walters without the makeup....Be honest, and tell them that, while they seem nice, that you'd just like to chill as friends from now on. Biggie has had more than her fair share of situations where she was afraid to answer the phone. Be a man, tell the truth.....shit, frontin aim't gonna get you no place, fool....

5.
Be upfront about your wishes and desires. Do not assume the other person feels the same way, or relizes what you're thinking. This causes late night crying phone calls to Biggie when you find that your lover is still seeing other people.. this also prevents being said shitty lover, as you'll have set forth the boundries before someone gets hurt. If you don't ax them what they deal be, you better not be cryin to biggie, about findin some hoochie's panties in yo' mans ride...
6.
Buy your lover a nice gift...in the last week, 15 people must have asked Biggie if the gift they wanted to get their signifigant other was too pricey... Biggie says NO...if you see it, and know it's what you wanna get them, get it! If they think it's too expensive, than you explain why you thought they would like it..making someone happy is the ultimate goal, no? On the other hand, don't rush out and buy something thoughtless just because it's expensive, and "Biggie said to"...
and don't forget to get Biggie something nice!

7.
Do not buy cheap flowers on Valentines Day. One costly rose is a whole lot betta than some ghett Exxon flowers, any day. Biggie would leave them in your car, with a nasty note! Cheap flowas=Cheap Single Nigga
8.
Biggie thinks Valentines day is the perfect first day to "get down".. Biggie advised her asthetician of this today, while having her nails done. Biggie Says's Get Down ON It

9.
No matter what gender or style you play, always keep yo' stuff clean..although Biggie has a hint...if you ever have a doubt, take a nice, "romantic" shower together... Biggie says bathe

10.
Russell Stover doesn not say I love you. Russell Stover say's I'm a cheap fool who ain't gettin none tonight............. Godiva or better. Perugina and Lindt do not count..Perugina sounds like dog food, and Lindt is best left in yo belly button

11. If you have any more questions, just ax dear_biggie
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