That is not a living thing, it is a ball. We hope you learn this since we kidnapped it last night and we really hope you don't actually pay us the 2$ we're demanding for it.
Dear Rachel, Katie came running, at a very high speed I might add, into my room as soon as she found the randsome note. She bluntly accused me and cried to my mother that her precious ball was missing and that I had taken it obviously. My mom took my phone and said she wouldn't give it back until I handed the ball back over to it's righfull owner because it was due for it's nap. So I had no choice but to give it up without claiming the $2.00 we demanded. I'm very sorry to inform you of this. Your friend, Homosexual Ted
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That is not a living thing, it is a ball. We hope you learn this since we kidnapped it last night and we really hope you don't actually pay us the 2$ we're demanding for it.
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Katie came running, at a very high speed I might add, into my room as soon as she found the randsome note. She bluntly accused me and cried to my mother that her precious ball was missing and that I had taken it obviously. My mom took my phone and said she wouldn't give it back until I handed the ball back over to it's righfull owner because it was due for it's nap. So I had no choice but to give it up without claiming the $2.00 we demanded. I'm very sorry to inform you of this.
Your friend,
Homosexual Ted
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