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Dear Granny -
Thank you for being there for me as a little girl. This is just about the three-year anniversary of your passing and I wanted to say thank you for all the things you did for me, even though we never really got a decent chance to say goodbye. I hated seeing you confined to that nursing home before your time. You were so smart and I loved talking to you for hours when I visited...I love you and miss you, and I'll keep that pin safe. Hope you get this, wherever you are.
Love Boo-boo
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Dear cousin -
What are you thinking? No, seriously, what? You can't stop wetting the bed at sixteen and yet you say you're ENGAGED to this dumbass who has already made some poor girl have to get an abortion?
I can't take anybody's side in this. You're constantly whoring for attention on Facebook with your melodramatic statuses and Mr. 'Beautiful' looks like an absolute pinhead. Not to mention I've seen your wall posts calling me a slut when I haven't even HAD a boyfriend. Nice job hiding those, sweetie.
...You know what? You two are absolutely perfect for each other.
See you in December, Nisey-poo, and if you bring Dougie down here, I'm going to kick both your asses for being such ignorant little twunts.
No love,
The Heathern Cousin from Florida
Thank you for being there for me as a little girl. This is just about the three-year anniversary of your passing and I wanted to say thank you for all the things you did for me, even though we never really got a decent chance to say goodbye. I hated seeing you confined to that nursing home before your time. You were so smart and I loved talking to you for hours when I visited...I love you and miss you, and I'll keep that pin safe. Hope you get this, wherever you are.
Love Boo-boo
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Dear cousin -
What are you thinking? No, seriously, what? You can't stop wetting the bed at sixteen and yet you say you're ENGAGED to this dumbass who has already made some poor girl have to get an abortion?
I can't take anybody's side in this. You're constantly whoring for attention on Facebook with your melodramatic statuses and Mr. 'Beautiful' looks like an absolute pinhead. Not to mention I've seen your wall posts calling me a slut when I haven't even HAD a boyfriend. Nice job hiding those, sweetie.
...You know what? You two are absolutely perfect for each other.
See you in December, Nisey-poo, and if you bring Dougie down here, I'm going to kick both your asses for being such ignorant little twunts.
No love,
The Heathern Cousin from Florida