May Topic: Shots of liquor
Happy Birthday, Sammy. I'm sure you thought I forgot which is ridiculous because I never forget the important shit. Sometimes I coast in at the last minute, but it's never because I forgot. I promised you we would go out tonight and we will. There will be all the shots of liquor that you can stand. And then there will be more liquor until you are practically crawling out of the bar. I'll get you into the Impala and promise to make sure you don't make it to another birthday if you puke in my car. I'm sure Fred will be nicer when she helps you deal with your hangover than I usually am, but that is part of the fun of having a pretty girlfriend, right?
As for a present, well, I picked you up a couple of things I'll give you later tonight. I know you want to talk. I know you plan to guilt trip me with the puppy eyes and use the 'it's my birthday you have to indulge me this' bullshit to get your way. It's cool though. I'll humor you. I'm not going to get into all the chick flick mushy moments, but you know how I feel about you. I hope your birthday is a good one.
As for a present, well, I picked you up a couple of things I'll give you later tonight. I know you want to talk. I know you plan to guilt trip me with the puppy eyes and use the 'it's my birthday you have to indulge me this' bullshit to get your way. It's cool though. I'll humor you. I'm not going to get into all the chick flick mushy moments, but you know how I feel about you. I hope your birthday is a good one.