(no subject)
Nicole and I are heading out of town on a road trip. We'll be back late Sunday night. We're requesting you avoid doing the following things from now until we return:
1. Getting possessed.
2. Getting married.
3. Having a baby.
4. Getting fangs.
5. Getting sent to hell.
6. Picking a fight with someone you know will hand you your ass in several paper bags.
7. Drugging people so they become evil.
8. Setting shit on fire.
9. Running away.
10. Calling either of our cell phones unless more than one of the first nine items on the list have happened.
11. Don't start an apocalypse either.
See you when we're back.
1. Getting possessed.
2. Getting married.
3. Having a baby.
4. Getting fangs.
5. Getting sent to hell.
6. Picking a fight with someone you know will hand you your ass in several paper bags.
7. Drugging people so they become evil.
8. Setting shit on fire.
9. Running away.
10. Calling either of our cell phones unless more than one of the first nine items on the list have happened.
11. Don't start an apocalypse either.
See you when we're back.