topic 17 Let's talk about ghosts
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Okay. I'm good now. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, let's talk about ghosts because I'm sure people are going to believe whatever I have to tell them. Face it, unless they have encountered something of the freaky kind they won't believe it. They don't want to believe it. Hell, I can't blame them. It's easier to believe that your shit is moving in your house because of a gust of wind, even if there is no wind outside. No one wants to believe that they are being haunted. They won't want to believe that whatever is going bump in the night is anything other than a cat knocking something over on accident. They want to cling to the belief that everything is cool. That demons, monsters, ghosts and goblins don't exist. It's just old wives tales that are passed down from generation to generation to scare little kids on camp outs and during Halloween. It's cool. Honestly it's probably best if people don't believe because christ people can be stupid when it comes to dealing with the dead and undead. They think it's cool to run into the scary house on a dare. Fucking morons. They break into abandoned buildings and try and freak their girlfriends out by trolling the cemetrries at night. Hell, some of them try to summon the bitches to them through spells they find in old bookstores and libraries. Dumbasses. They play with tarot cards and ouija boards and visit psychics and have seances. It's all a big game until one of the ghosts show up. Then it's all screaming and hiding and waking my ass up at 6 am wanting me to come take care of their problem. Sorry. I'm a little cranky. Lack of sleep and an insomnia bound overly happy in the morning kid brother will do that to a person. I will come save their ass. It's what I do. I just wish they'd stop courting trouble and playing with shit they don't understand. What is it going to take before the world at large realizes there is some freaky things that go down? That legends are based in facts. That trouble will find you without you going out of your way to get yourself killed. Stop it already. Stop hanging out in cemeteries and visiting places where people kill themselves at an alarming right. If something violent has happened in a house and the offer for you to buy it seems too good to be true? Back the hell up and get away from the property. Indian burial yards are not prime real estate boys and girls. If a ghost is hanging out with you? He's got some unfinished business. You could try and help him if he's being cool and not giving you a hard time. Or you could call Sammy and me and we'll get out to you as soon as we can. If we happen to be busy you can always give that Faith chick a call. I hear she's pretty good at handling herself. For a girl.
No. Wait. Give me a minute.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Okay. I'm good now. Are you fucking serious? Yeah, let's talk about ghosts because I'm sure people are going to believe whatever I have to tell them. Face it, unless they have encountered something of the freaky kind they won't believe it. They don't want to believe it. Hell, I can't blame them. It's easier to believe that your shit is moving in your house because of a gust of wind, even if there is no wind outside. No one wants to believe that they are being haunted. They won't want to believe that whatever is going bump in the night is anything other than a cat knocking something over on accident. They want to cling to the belief that everything is cool. That demons, monsters, ghosts and goblins don't exist. It's just old wives tales that are passed down from generation to generation to scare little kids on camp outs and during Halloween. It's cool. Honestly it's probably best if people don't believe because christ people can be stupid when it comes to dealing with the dead and undead. They think it's cool to run into the scary house on a dare. Fucking morons. They break into abandoned buildings and try and freak their girlfriends out by trolling the cemetrries at night. Hell, some of them try to summon the bitches to them through spells they find in old bookstores and libraries. Dumbasses. They play with tarot cards and ouija boards and visit psychics and have seances. It's all a big game until one of the ghosts show up. Then it's all screaming and hiding and waking my ass up at 6 am wanting me to come take care of their problem. Sorry. I'm a little cranky. Lack of sleep and an insomnia bound overly happy in the morning kid brother will do that to a person. I will come save their ass. It's what I do. I just wish they'd stop courting trouble and playing with shit they don't understand. What is it going to take before the world at large realizes there is some freaky things that go down? That legends are based in facts. That trouble will find you without you going out of your way to get yourself killed. Stop it already. Stop hanging out in cemeteries and visiting places where people kill themselves at an alarming right. If something violent has happened in a house and the offer for you to buy it seems too good to be true? Back the hell up and get away from the property. Indian burial yards are not prime real estate boys and girls. If a ghost is hanging out with you? He's got some unfinished business. You could try and help him if he's being cool and not giving you a hard time. Or you could call Sammy and me and we'll get out to you as soon as we can. If we happen to be busy you can always give that Faith chick a call. I hear she's pretty good at handling herself. For a girl.