Um...remember my bad!fic?
Well, I kinda wrote some more :/
LOL
It's all
ghosts fault. SHE MADE ME DO IT. We were talking about freckles...and uh....yeah. lol
Title: The Adventures Of Mr Freckle and Mr Mole
Pairing: Sam/Dean, freckle/mole
Rating: NC-17 I s'pose LOL idk
A/N: This is utter crap. Seriously. You should know by now what my bad!fic is like.
"Dean?" whispered Sam, in the still of the cold, dark, and cold and very dark night.
"Yeah, Sam?" Dean answered. Cos his name is Dean.
"I'm a bit horny..." Sam said, as his fingers traced his peen. "My man-cock is getting large."
Dean rolled his eyes and faced his brother. "Does Mr Mole need to play with Mr Freckle?"
Sam clapped his hands all fast and girly-like. "Yes please! Wheeee!"
"Okay then." said Dean.
Sam's grin lit up the room. Only, not really, cos he has no lights in his mouth.
"Showwwww meeeeeee the freckle!" shouted Sam, as he undid his pants and let his man-cock spring free.
Dean pulled out his love-cock and ran his fingers over it until he found the tiny freckle on the side.
"Um...that makes my love muscle, my penis, my light saber, my joyful stick of joy.. get harder, Dean. When you...when you do that." He gulped.
"Oh really." Dean said, and stepped closer to Sam. "Mr Freckle is ready."
"YAY!" Sam jumped up and down, and searched his cock for the tiny mole that was almost in the exact place as Dean's freckle...except...on the other side...and stuff.
"Ok, ready?" he grinned, and looked at Dean.
"Ready." Said Dean, and he stepped closer to Sam and pressed his cock!freckle against Sam's cock! mole.
Putting on a high-pitched voice, he said "Oh hai, Mr Mole, it's good to see you again. You look...handsome today."
Sam moaned "Oh God, more. More, Dean. MORE" and he grimaced all horny-like. And his breathing got faster.
Dean raised one eyebrow, coughed a little, and continued "Oh, Mr Mole, you make me so horny. I want to rub myself on you every daaaaay. And go on picnics and shit."
Sam groaned "YES!! OH YES!!! DON'T EVER STOP, MR FRECKLE!!!! SHIT. UNICORN DICK. JERKCAKE. I'M GONNA COME."
"Doesn't take much, does it Sammy? You freak." murmured Dean
"What?" Said Sam, his eyes closed tight, and his cock!mole moving frantically against Deans' cock!freckle.
I said "Mr Mole, you sexy thing, you so hot. Give it to me. Give it to me like you MEAN it, you mole, you." Dean rolled his eyes, but got into it anyway. Cos he's nice like that.
"ARGH. Fuck. Shit. Mushrooms. Salad. OH FRECKLE!!!" Sam yelled. And came all over his hand. And Dean's too.
It was fun times.