Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I pulled over and changed jeffhardyfan722's flat tire (15 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In February I punched le_savant_fou in the arm (-10 points). In September I gave mrsitchweeed a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-82 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
deans-mate