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Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from deanof_medicine.
bloodred_flamel is stalking deanof_medicine
bloodred_flamel’s REAL name :
Pettway Glidden
bloodred_flamel’s REAL DOB :
08th March 1974
Height :173 cm
Weight : 53.9 kg
bloodred_flamel has dreamt about you :
29 times
bloodred_flamel became interested in you :
13th January 2005
bloodred_flamel’s latest dream about you
bloodred_flamel dreamt that you had got married to another person. bloodred_flamel produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how bloodred_flamel describes your relationship behind your back
‘It’s all gone to shit. I can’t be without her. Tonight’s the night that I end it all. Where the fuck did I put the shotgun?’
bloodred_flamel’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away deanof_medicine, bloodred_flamel is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
bloodred_flamel had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when bloodred_flamel came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
If I can’t have you, nobody can darling. I’d advise you to committ these words to memory.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
3 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, could you put me through to the police? Hi this is deanof_medicine. Yes that is my real name, what’s so funny? I’m ringing to report a serious egging at my home. This psycho I met off the internet came over here just under an hour ago and started pelting my bedroom window relentlesly for what must have been half an hour before our next door neighbours dog came out."
bloodred_flamel’s Police File
There is every possibility that bloodred_flamel is a living incarnation of Satan.
Testimonies about bloodred_flamel
lunarxeffected - A daring kleptomaniac
‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! bloodred_flamel a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’
im_not_kira - Fart N Flirt
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
kicktothebeat - Eats everything.
‘I’m gonna kill deanof_medicine for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! bloodred_flamel is a brilliant person.’