So, I have been tasked by caras_galadhon to sort out the following three:
John Winchester
Castiel
Ianto Jones
And yes, I was expecting Dean, Alec, and Priestly which would have been harder ....
Marry: Pretty much has to be Ianto Jones. I admit it; I'm high maintenance. We know he's a good houseboy. He already had a girlfriend called Lisa who was more of a harpy than I could ever hope to achieve (though I vow I could take the Ptyeradactyl...). I know he's currently in a relationship with Captain Jack, but I'm willing to be flexible, watch or share as the situation demands....
Shag: I'm going to go with Castiel... I know JDM is to die for... but those blue eyes, that puzzled little head tilt... and again... I'm willing to share or watch, and we all know who he's bringing to the table with him.... AND we know he had to find a VERY durable vessel.... AND we can be pretty sure angels don't need to sleep, and live to serve... Did I mention the wings????
Cliff: It has to be John Winchester by process of elimination -- but mainly because every time I think of what he's done to Dean, I really do want to throw him off a cliff. I know.... If I threw Castiel, he has wings and he'd be fine.... BUT I'm just peeved at John, so over he goes! Now, had you picked the Comedian, I would have had a more difficult choice!!!!