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Last Monday I had the day off because I worked all day on Saturday. So I started to clean my room and found my old cell phone which still has all of my favorite old texts saved on it. Seriously, some of my oldest texts are from summer 2005. Pretty crazy huh? And like always I got distracted and decided to type out all of my texts instead of clean so I could have all of my favorites saved forever and ever.
Here are the best of the best with a little explanation: (all of the names are how they are listed in my phone and I kept all of the typos because sometimes they’re funny)
Oh wow…Dosey dog! Bet the moose did more damage to the car. Needa fix that fence! - Joek 12/20/05 7:31pm
This is when I texted Joel telling him that when we got home that night there was a note on the door from our neighbor saying she saw Roxie get hit by a car. She was fine though. She’s still able to get through the fence.
Lullabye and good night dream of pizza and monkeys dum dee doo dah deed um don’t let them steal your bananas dad a dad a dad a I love you desie - joek uk 4/2/06 3:38am
This is from Joel when he was in London. I couldn’t sleep so he texted me a lullaby.
Come to the lounge! - ethan 4/28/06 8:56pm
This is from Ethan inviting me to his room which he converted into a full bar. He called it the 505 Lounge. This was a common text.
Have a nice trip? See you next fall. - joek 5/21/06 10:13am
This was on my graduation. I was walking into the Greek Bowl where graduation takes place and looking up at all the people in the crowd I didn’t notice the row of chairs lined up right in front of me. So after bumping into them and nearly falling, I got this text a few seconds later.
Congrats Deena. Love, nate and Brandon - nate is gross 5/21/06 11:26am
This text is from Brandon and Nate (obviously) also during my graduation after they called my name as Deena Diaz. I’m still pissed about that.
Doug says no Doogie. He also says “hi d”! - Mab 5/26/06 12:02pm
This is from Mabby after I found out her nurse’s name was Doug. I asked her if I could call him Doogie and that was the answer.
Ala peter Gabriel? - joek 9/17/06 3:17pm
This is when I got home and my parents randomly decided to renovate the kitchen. One day I had a kitchen, the next day every appliance and cabinet was all ripped out. I texted Joel saying it looked like someone took a sledgehammer to it and that was Joel’s reply.
Hey d. what’s new? Haven’t heard nething for awhile. I ride a bike around this little town a lot. Also starting 2 smell like my grandma. That’s my news. Xoxo sk - 11/14/06 8:30 pm
This is a text from Surya in India. Can you say you’ve gotten a text from India? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
This is gonna be longest story ever. - mar 12/20/06 6:35pm
This is from my friend/boss Marie. We always make fun of Nate because he tells the longest stories in history. Nate was just getting started telling us about a dream he had when I got this text from Marie who was sitting right next to me.
Omg! I’m standing next to ben and fred savage
This is actually a text I wrote and sent to others but I saved the outgoing message because I didn’t want to forget about that time I found myself standing right next to ben and fred savage at a concert!
Yes but I still want to reiterate that he’s gross in case you missed that preface to compliment
This is a text I sent to Marie after I complimented Nate for doing a really good job as a stage manager. We have this ongoing joke that nate is gross (which is why he’s listed in my phone as “nate is gross”)