When it rains, it pours.
I've always hated that expression, mostly because it's true. Everything is always fine and dandy until the worst. possible. moment. Then, everything goes wrong. Planning a trip to Philadelphia to attend an awesome Merlin fan-convention? Uh-uh, no way, because that would be fun and the universe doesn't condone fun, of all things. No, when the universe senses a fun trip in the making, it breaks my car and gives it a $1500 repair bill. Then, just to make sure I don't do something reckless like, oh, I don't know, use someone else's car and go anyway, it breaks my laptop.
Well, fuck you, universe. Fuck. You. Someday I won't have a minimum-wage job and these things won't faze me in the least.
Well, fuck you, universe. Fuck. You. Someday I won't have a minimum-wage job and these things won't faze me in the least.