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deafmaestro

YOU WANT A FUCKIN' UPDATE?!?! YOU WANT BLOOOOOOD?!?!?!

May 31, 2006 03:00

Where the fuck do I begin? Too much has happened since the last post, and frankly some it is better left forgotten like a bitter hopeless cunt twisting in the wind... and that's exactly the image I envision in my head when I think back to certain people best left uncommented upon ( Read more... )

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wtfunkymonkey May 31 2006, 08:42:43 UTC

So, uhm.... that's it? WTF, it's been 5 months and this is all we get?

deafmaestro May 31 2006, 09:09:08 UTC

Umm... Also; I wuv u?

wtfunkymonkey May 31 2006, 09:11:23 UTC

Ahh... there we are. Things are better now.

But srsly.

deafmaestro May 31 2006, 09:16:28 UTC

WTF do you want from me, man?! I'm offering you my *BEARD* here, for god's sake!!! Is that not enough to satiate your Chad-lust?!?! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY AND WHAT SMELLS VAGUELY OF MOULDY CHEESE, I'M JUST ONE MAN!!!!

wtfunkymonkey May 31 2006, 09:32:04 UTC

Uhm... why does it smell like old cheese anyway?
Tuna I would expect, but cheese?

deafmaestro May 31 2006, 09:46:25 UTC

It's not the beard that smells of old cheese. The beard actually smells quite nice (I "Herbal Essence" it daily). It's just that in my mind, things that are holy smell like old cheese.

It all goes back to my days as an altar boy at St. Francis and Father Murphy and his aromatic pants.....

wtfunkymonkey May 31 2006, 12:13:52 UTC

Did he christen your beard with his holy water?

deafmaestro May 31 2006, 16:49:55 UTC

I didn't have the beard back then. But he did teach me the importance of expressing humility by being on my knees.

wtfunkymonkey June 1 2006, 08:22:37 UTC

I don't even want to know what communion was like for you...

deafmaestro June 1 2006, 08:37:48 UTC

There was a lot of creamy salty topping on the wafers. It was a "This is my body; this is my blood; this is my 'secret sauce'..." thing. Hallelujah.

wtfunkymonkey June 1 2006, 08:45:09 UTC

on a sesame seed bun?

deafmaestro June 1 2006, 18:46:41 UTC

My buns.... his seed...

(*sobs quietly*)

wtfunkymonkey June 2 2006, 07:41:25 UTC

this thread is going places.

deafmaestro June 2 2006, 20:22:18 UTC

I do like this kind of confessial better than Father Murphy's, that's for sure!

wtfunkymonkey June 5 2006, 08:32:38 UTC

Less anal brutality?

deafmaestro June 5 2006, 18:09:07 UTC

It's not so much the anal brutality I minded as having to tend to the candles at Mass with cum in my hair.

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