Carbs and Manbags and the War
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole danbearnyc's purse (30 points). In January I broke sweetambiguity's X-Box (-12 points). In October I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In August I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Last Wednesday I turned rogueboi in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1067 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
deafdyke