New Post on HOI....its very true
"You know you're a fake when you...
Follow others as a mindless sheep
Start shit with the family for no reason, just for your own sick amusement
Think drinking faygo and hating Eminem makes you more of a Juggalo
Use HOI purely as a dating service
Steal from other people's profiles and pass it off as your own creation
Listen to only Psychopathic artists because you think it makes you more of a Juggalo. There is other good music out there!
Hate Eminem only because ICP had beef with him
Think wearing face paint makes you more of a Juggalo than the people who have never worn facepaint
Think wearing merchandise is what makes you a Juggalo
Say you murder people, just to act cool
Take the lyrics or Psychopthic too seriously
Get high because everyone else does
Call others Juggahos because they are young or they haven't been part of the family very long, or they don't have merchandise, or don't smoke weed, or like Eminem, or.... the list goes on
Talk about suicide all the time: it doesn't make you look cool, just sad
Act like something or someone you're not: just be yourself
Try to change other people: let them be theirselfs
Create an account on HOI just to fight with people
Think using the word 'Feminem' makes you look cool
Disrespect Juggalettes, ask them for naked pics, and hate on them if they refuse
Threaten to stab/kill/stalk/rape other Juggalos or Juggalettes
Still believe in that 'Juggalo Pledge'
Ask Chookie if Blaze really was raised from the dead (also see: when you take Psychopathic too damn serious)
Think being a Juggalo is all about listening to the music... it's about the feeling you get, the meanings, a way of life, being true to yourself
Think all Juggalos are the same
Hate people who are different (skin color, religion or sexuality for example)
Claim that you are bi if you're not. It really doesn't make you any cooler.
Tell everybody that you are bi. Who the fuck cares? Stop boring me with that info, I don't care what sex you want to have sex with (heh, get it?)
Use the word 'penis' every 2 sentences. How old are you, 6?
TyPe LiKe ThIs, or TYPE LIKE THIS (okay maybe it doesn't make you a fake, but it does make you annoying) "
And one more thing (this is from me)
No one i repeat myself
NO ONE is more or less of a juggalo then
anyone else of the family
Follow others as a mindless sheep
Start shit with the family for no reason, just for your own sick amusement
Think drinking faygo and hating Eminem makes you more of a Juggalo
Use HOI purely as a dating service
Steal from other people's profiles and pass it off as your own creation
Listen to only Psychopathic artists because you think it makes you more of a Juggalo. There is other good music out there!
Hate Eminem only because ICP had beef with him
Think wearing face paint makes you more of a Juggalo than the people who have never worn facepaint
Think wearing merchandise is what makes you a Juggalo
Say you murder people, just to act cool
Take the lyrics or Psychopthic too seriously
Get high because everyone else does
Call others Juggahos because they are young or they haven't been part of the family very long, or they don't have merchandise, or don't smoke weed, or like Eminem, or.... the list goes on
Talk about suicide all the time: it doesn't make you look cool, just sad
Act like something or someone you're not: just be yourself
Try to change other people: let them be theirselfs
Create an account on HOI just to fight with people
Think using the word 'Feminem' makes you look cool
Disrespect Juggalettes, ask them for naked pics, and hate on them if they refuse
Threaten to stab/kill/stalk/rape other Juggalos or Juggalettes
Still believe in that 'Juggalo Pledge'
Ask Chookie if Blaze really was raised from the dead (also see: when you take Psychopathic too damn serious)
Think being a Juggalo is all about listening to the music... it's about the feeling you get, the meanings, a way of life, being true to yourself
Think all Juggalos are the same
Hate people who are different (skin color, religion or sexuality for example)
Claim that you are bi if you're not. It really doesn't make you any cooler.
Tell everybody that you are bi. Who the fuck cares? Stop boring me with that info, I don't care what sex you want to have sex with (heh, get it?)
Use the word 'penis' every 2 sentences. How old are you, 6?
TyPe LiKe ThIs, or TYPE LIKE THIS (okay maybe it doesn't make you a fake, but it does make you annoying) "
And one more thing (this is from me)
No one i repeat myself
NO ONE is more or less of a juggalo then
anyone else of the family