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this was on some guys profile on some obscure networking site. i kind of like it. haha
"But, I'm really not attracted to the kind of 'woman' who is immediately sold on watching a guy flex his nipples around his cramped up bicep with those lame, unimaginative tattoos of the naked mermaids, twisted patches of thorns, obscure japanese kanji (which I'm sure they have no idea what it means), or some other amalgam of the visual messages of "I could have sex on a motorcycle going 120 mph... and I could also bend over in my prison cell for a carton of smokes, either way, babe." I mean come on."
"But, I'm really not attracted to the kind of 'woman' who is immediately sold on watching a guy flex his nipples around his cramped up bicep with those lame, unimaginative tattoos of the naked mermaids, twisted patches of thorns, obscure japanese kanji (which I'm sure they have no idea what it means), or some other amalgam of the visual messages of "I could have sex on a motorcycle going 120 mph... and I could also bend over in my prison cell for a carton of smokes, either way, babe." I mean come on."