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...i got surprised by a FRITO PIE!!!!! that was awesome and made my birthday... anyone who doesn't know what a frito-pie is: a bag of fritos, sliced open down the center of the bag, chili and cheese dumped in it, stirred, with a plastic fork jutting out of it.
and this one was vegetarian... it was nice.
my birthday was quiet. i had only people i really care about around me and was home in bed by 3am.
i don't really do these things, but since it's my birthday season i figure why the fuck not:
Four things i would tell my 16 year old self:
--shower more often, your face looks like a grease factory and your cheeks glare in the sun... your hair is kinds of skanky... and the "i'm growing out my short hair" look just means you have a mullet you fucking homo.
--eating a plate of french fries for lunch everyday is going to make you fat in a few years when your metabolism slows down and you will look like a swollen drag queen... right next to the fried section in the cafeteria is a huge section of fruit. do yourself a favor. and it's cheaper.
--put down the bottle of tequilla. don't even sip it. it isn't smart to bring it to school either.
--and lastly: do NOT dip that cigaret into the formaldehyde when you thought no one was looking during science class lab. you are supposed to be gutting a fetal pig, which yes, will give you more than a few nightmares for years to come, but it's better than the genocide you are committing on your brain cells by dipping those cigarets... and besides, Ms Marian is going to see you and you will be in the spiritual guidance office every lunch period for the next two weeks.
and this one was vegetarian... it was nice.
my birthday was quiet. i had only people i really care about around me and was home in bed by 3am.
i don't really do these things, but since it's my birthday season i figure why the fuck not:
Four things i would tell my 16 year old self:
--shower more often, your face looks like a grease factory and your cheeks glare in the sun... your hair is kinds of skanky... and the "i'm growing out my short hair" look just means you have a mullet you fucking homo.
--eating a plate of french fries for lunch everyday is going to make you fat in a few years when your metabolism slows down and you will look like a swollen drag queen... right next to the fried section in the cafeteria is a huge section of fruit. do yourself a favor. and it's cheaper.
--put down the bottle of tequilla. don't even sip it. it isn't smart to bring it to school either.
--and lastly: do NOT dip that cigaret into the formaldehyde when you thought no one was looking during science class lab. you are supposed to be gutting a fetal pig, which yes, will give you more than a few nightmares for years to come, but it's better than the genocide you are committing on your brain cells by dipping those cigarets... and besides, Ms Marian is going to see you and you will be in the spiritual guidance office every lunch period for the next two weeks.