Good pen? YES.
A new one, "Questions..."
That bird chirped in my left ear...
ONLY my left ear.
WHAT happens when you're so old, that you can't get angry anymore?
Do you just fade out?
Or, do people notice when you're gone?
When you tie your knuckles in knots, do they give you minimum wage?
Or do they give you what you're worth?
HOW can you inject Carpal Tunnel into someone who is experiencing Rigor Mortis?
You can't, but I have.
"I make the stiff stiffer, and the dead deader..."
"Ha ha ha, nice weather we're having."
"You too."
WHO is the man that passed you the information?
Secrets are my specialty.
I rely on hidden truths.
And, I promise nothing to the serpent.
Although, he tries to scalp my songs of their melody.
WHERE did you go hunting for ice? And/or did you clean out the buckshot?
I don't wish to drink lead...
Not that I haven't... It's rather unpleasant.
This ice tastes like rabbit... oh... wait.
WHY did you pull the fire alarm with your teeth?
You're supposed to use your solar plexus, stupid.
How fucking dumb are you?
Apparently, now the firemen are going to have to cut you down,
with or without your cat stuck in the tree.
WHEN did you go to the zoo last?
I haven't been in a while...
The monkey's threw metallic objects at me last time,
and I swore I wouldn't ever go again.
EVER AGAIN.
Ostriches can see China.
China can see Russia.
Russia can see Germany...
Germany can see Africa...
Africa can see Giraffes.
And, Giraffes can see America.
"Teacher, I have a question..."
FIN'.
Whatcha think?
That bird chirped in my left ear...
ONLY my left ear.
WHAT happens when you're so old, that you can't get angry anymore?
Do you just fade out?
Or, do people notice when you're gone?
When you tie your knuckles in knots, do they give you minimum wage?
Or do they give you what you're worth?
HOW can you inject Carpal Tunnel into someone who is experiencing Rigor Mortis?
You can't, but I have.
"I make the stiff stiffer, and the dead deader..."
"Ha ha ha, nice weather we're having."
"You too."
WHO is the man that passed you the information?
Secrets are my specialty.
I rely on hidden truths.
And, I promise nothing to the serpent.
Although, he tries to scalp my songs of their melody.
WHERE did you go hunting for ice? And/or did you clean out the buckshot?
I don't wish to drink lead...
Not that I haven't... It's rather unpleasant.
This ice tastes like rabbit... oh... wait.
WHY did you pull the fire alarm with your teeth?
You're supposed to use your solar plexus, stupid.
How fucking dumb are you?
Apparently, now the firemen are going to have to cut you down,
with or without your cat stuck in the tree.
WHEN did you go to the zoo last?
I haven't been in a while...
The monkey's threw metallic objects at me last time,
and I swore I wouldn't ever go again.
EVER AGAIN.
Ostriches can see China.
China can see Russia.
Russia can see Germany...
Germany can see Africa...
Africa can see Giraffes.
And, Giraffes can see America.
"Teacher, I have a question..."
FIN'.
Whatcha think?