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1. What color makes you want to carve out your retinas with a spoon? Probably either salmon or puce... or maybe khaki.
2. Are school busses actually ‘safe?’ Fuck no. Those things are like danger traps on wheels, and they’re driven by psychopaths who detest children and were too stupid to get any other job.
3. In fact, what’s the worst aspect of public transportation? The fact that the bus drivers always seem to be these old crones who’re corroding away into their seats... *shivers*
4. Do you take perverse pleasure in lighting various objects on fire? Only if it’s your FACE. FD
5. If someone were to run up to you and start screaming about how the Dark Lord Zarquon was about to take over the world and you were their last hope, what would you do? I’d probably stare at them for a moment, then burst spontaneously into laughter at their sheer stupidity, then walk away while they cried over their impending doom.
6. Do you use skulls in your interior decorating? Um... no. Not really. Unlike GACKT. o_O;;
7. When in theaters, do you laugh when characters die? If the acting is bad... yes.
8. Worst name for a baby boy- Thor or Holdon? Probably Holdon.
9. Worst name for a baby girl- Olga or Idolfa? I think Idolfa because it reminds me oddly of Adolf Hitler... which would, eh, suck for the kid.
10. Who would you like to make into your slave? Uh... probably Satoshi Kon so he could spawn plotbunnies for me. <3
11. On a similar note, name nine people you want in your harem? Damn, this one’s hard. There are too many I’d want to have. Um, let’s see... Bou from AnCafe, Ruki and Reita from Gazette, Kyo and Kaoru from Dir en Grey, Isshi and Izumi and Nao from Kagrra,, and Ruka from Nightmare. So many pretty Japanese boys, so little time.... :D
12. What would happen in a battle to the death between an emo kid and a cheerleader? They’d just sort of stare at one another for a few minutes, and then the angst radiating from the emo kid would overwhelm the nonexistant mind of the cheerleader, causing her head to implode. Then the emo kid would curl up in a corner and angst to his CD player until he starved to death. ^^
13. One day, you wake up to discover that it’s raining nitric acid. What do you do? I would laugh at everyone stupid enough to go outside. XD
14. Why should you never steal from a grocery store? Because it’s fucking pathetic....
15. Worst plot in an anime or manga ever? Two words: Wedding Peach. Oh god, it burns the depths of my soul... *shrivels up and dies*
16. Where is the best place to bury a dead body? Under a junkyard. It would take years to get to the ground let alone dig it up, and by then you can have changed your name several times and fled the country.
17. Which would you rather be cursed with if you were an anime character: a shitty magical girl transformation scene, or infantile attack names for all of your powers? Probably the transformation, because at least I could then kick the ass of anyone laughing at me.
18. A state you’d never live in? Georgia, bitchies.
19. A country you’d never live in? Uh... maybe Russia or Slovakia or some odd place like that in the middle of nowhere.
20. Who the fuck actually buys those inflatable football players? UM. Not me? :D;;;
21. Do YOU have gaydar? Rotfl. Yeah, it’s fairly accurate.
22. Have you ever flushed a fish down the toilet? Only dead ones. o_o;;
23. Do you laugh at the sufferings of others? Fairly often, yes... unless they’re my friends. D: Otherwise I can be a rather cruel little bitch.
24. Which is more fun to fake: senility or insanity? Senility, because they seldom lock you up for it, and even if they do, you aren’t punished if you escape since you’re all OLD and must therefore be exempt from normal rules. XD
25. Would you ever go skydiving? Only if you were going to pay me a hell of a lot of money to do so.
26. Are you clumsy? LMFAO yes. Totally! I run into door frames all the time... x_x
27. Have you ever gotten high from sniffing markers? Yes, but not deliberately... I was coloring and didn’t realize it right away.
28. Have you ever burned a report card to prevent your parents from seeing it? No, but... I’ve burnt tests. ¬¬
29. Why does rap music deserve to die? OH GOD. Mere words cannot describe how much I loathe just about that entire genre....
30. One cheery Sunday afternon, you mystically attain a machine gun. Who do you go after first in your serial killing bloodbath of glee? Probably Bush. xD
31. What threat is most effective? “Shut the fuck up before I permanatly disconnect your head from your body.”
32. You are imprisoned in a dark and lonely tower waiting for a prince to come and free you. Why? I probably was a smartass to someone who ended up actually having magical powers... that or I was kidnapped by garden gnomes.
33. What would be the stupidest disability to have? Maybe tentacles in place of legs and arms.
34. Congradulations, you’ve just conquered the planet! Who will be your co-ruler? Traci. <33333 Oh fuck yes. We’d change a LOT of things around here, people.
35. Admit it, you have some dark and dirty secret. What is it? Um... I have NC-17 rated Star Trek fanfiction bookmarked. ¬¬
36. You are arrested; why? Probably for ripping off some obnoxious little kid’s head and beating his equally obnoxious sibling to death with it.
37. Do you wear makeup daily? Uh... not every day. I’m too lazy in the mornings to put it on anyway. o_o;
38. What would it look like if someone ripped the flesh off of their face and INVERTED it? Creepy beyond all possible belief. <3
39. Would you ever resort to selling your spleen or kidneys on the black market? .....in exchange for 2 plane tickets to Japan and 2 tickets to a Dir en Grey concert--- YES.
40. Is it socially acceptable for zombies to decompose in public? WTF. :D
41. While playing a rpg on your old gaming system, you stumble across this whore in a tavern. What would her name be? She’s probably some disgraced elf named Aeneidaeh or something with an equal such number of completely unnecessary vowels.
42. Your house has been devoured by ants. Where do you seek shelter? Ahaha... I’d probably just move into Traci’s guest room and camp out there for a few weeks like a bum. :D
43. What do you do if your date tells you that you look ravishing? Uh... probably run. Little too creepy of wording for me.
44. The pope has declared war on the internet. Why? Probably because of all of the porn out there.
45. Have you ever had the urge to strangle an Inuyasha cosplayer with that damn necklace? YES. XD
46. What is the ugliest part of the human body? Probably the feet...
47. You find the face of the Virgin Mary in your corn flakes one morning. What do you do? ...eBay, my friend, is a wonderful thing. ^^
48. Have you ever failed at boiling water? Once, sadly... I kind of forgot about it and burned the whole pan.
49. Do you molest small children and animals? UH NO. Not really. Ever. O_O;;;
50. You meet Jesus at a truck stop. What do you say? Sup, dude. You’re looking pretty damn good for just having been resurrected and all. ^_^