ROFL Fest
Every job I've had has had it's own joke that random customers would always repeat. They would always say it around friends to make them laugh, to which the friends would reply with something like "HAHAHA! Good one Steve!". They are, in this order:
La Ronde: When I was working the crossbow booth, which was tied down so it could only face a certain arc: "Can I turn it around and shoot people?"
Zellers: When there was some sort of error while scanning an item: "So, that means it's free, right?"
Duffy's: When pouring a shot: "Can you just leave the bottle?!"
(Affina had one, but I forget it. It might have been the same one as Zellers'.)
Despite these seeming pretty stupid (especially after having heard them 40 times), the friend would never fail in finding it funny and chuckling. Not a polite chuckle, either, but a good, honest chuckle, followed by a congratulatory exclamation afterwards.
La Ronde: When I was working the crossbow booth, which was tied down so it could only face a certain arc: "Can I turn it around and shoot people?"
Zellers: When there was some sort of error while scanning an item: "So, that means it's free, right?"
Duffy's: When pouring a shot: "Can you just leave the bottle?!"
(Affina had one, but I forget it. It might have been the same one as Zellers'.)
Despite these seeming pretty stupid (especially after having heard them 40 times), the friend would never fail in finding it funny and chuckling. Not a polite chuckle, either, but a good, honest chuckle, followed by a congratulatory exclamation afterwards.