Letter time!
So, let's be a little more specific, shall we?
Dear ******,
Uhm, so thanks for keeping in touch and in the loop. I really appreciate how you make time for me. Yeah, right. You know how there are those people that you call just because they're close and you don't feel like doing something alone? I never thought that I was one of those people to you. Apparently I was. Good to know. Sadly, I'll be here when everyone else is busy and you need someone to hang out with. The worst thing you've really ever done to me is ignore me, so I can't ever stay too mad at you. Ignorance really is bliss. Lately I've learned that your first impression was correct. See you whenever.
Dear ******,
Thanks for keeping in touch and keeping me in the loop. I appreciate it. Seriously. You are awesome. I know sometimes you felt like that person we called just because you were close and didn't want to eat alone. Sometimes you were, to be honest. More often than not, however, I really wanted to spend time with you. I'm glad we got so close, even though I won't be around next year. We will keep in touch, for real, and I will make an effort to be able to see your smiling face. Or not smiling, because that's what friends are for!
Dear *****,
I'm never calling you again. You are a serial best-friender and it's not cool. I'm home, doing a whole lot of nothing, and you know it. The last time I called you said you were busy that day, but you'd call me in the next couple and we should do a movie or something. Remember? Probably not. Well, I didn't remember your birthday. So I guess we're even. Even though you don't know when mine is either. It's cool though. You have a new best friend now, so you don't need me anymore. Have fun.
Dear *****,
You know, you break my heart. You dumb yourself down for your mediocre friends. You behave in a manner which is far below what you are capable of. All for what? Personally, I have no idea. I know you're a good person. I know you're caring and funny and intelligent and autonomous. Yet you act like an idiot and take advantage of me. Why? What is your problem? I'd like to be your friend and help you get to the bottom of it. We get so close, and then you do something dumb to piss me off. On purpose. I've been nothing but good to you. I've forgiven you several times. I've been there for you any time you needed me. And how do you reciprocate? By being a jerk. What have you ever done for me? Nothing. Come to think of it, I've never even asked anything of you. But, I bet you wouldn't come through even if I did. I've been a friend to you. I've tried to help you by giving you a piece of myself. That was a mistake. One that I've made far too many times. I'm taking my piece back, and leaving you with what you've left me. Nothing.
So there's that. I can't WAIT to get out of here and leave the above people in the dust. Well, minus the one good one. Haha. If you're counting asterisks and find that your name fits, and wonder if it's you, the odds are it is. Fuck off. Of course, if you're not sure, you can always ask. I should hope that you'd be positive that it isn't.
Dear ******,
Uhm, so thanks for keeping in touch and in the loop. I really appreciate how you make time for me. Yeah, right. You know how there are those people that you call just because they're close and you don't feel like doing something alone? I never thought that I was one of those people to you. Apparently I was. Good to know. Sadly, I'll be here when everyone else is busy and you need someone to hang out with. The worst thing you've really ever done to me is ignore me, so I can't ever stay too mad at you. Ignorance really is bliss. Lately I've learned that your first impression was correct. See you whenever.
Dear ******,
Thanks for keeping in touch and keeping me in the loop. I appreciate it. Seriously. You are awesome. I know sometimes you felt like that person we called just because you were close and didn't want to eat alone. Sometimes you were, to be honest. More often than not, however, I really wanted to spend time with you. I'm glad we got so close, even though I won't be around next year. We will keep in touch, for real, and I will make an effort to be able to see your smiling face. Or not smiling, because that's what friends are for!
Dear *****,
I'm never calling you again. You are a serial best-friender and it's not cool. I'm home, doing a whole lot of nothing, and you know it. The last time I called you said you were busy that day, but you'd call me in the next couple and we should do a movie or something. Remember? Probably not. Well, I didn't remember your birthday. So I guess we're even. Even though you don't know when mine is either. It's cool though. You have a new best friend now, so you don't need me anymore. Have fun.
Dear *****,
You know, you break my heart. You dumb yourself down for your mediocre friends. You behave in a manner which is far below what you are capable of. All for what? Personally, I have no idea. I know you're a good person. I know you're caring and funny and intelligent and autonomous. Yet you act like an idiot and take advantage of me. Why? What is your problem? I'd like to be your friend and help you get to the bottom of it. We get so close, and then you do something dumb to piss me off. On purpose. I've been nothing but good to you. I've forgiven you several times. I've been there for you any time you needed me. And how do you reciprocate? By being a jerk. What have you ever done for me? Nothing. Come to think of it, I've never even asked anything of you. But, I bet you wouldn't come through even if I did. I've been a friend to you. I've tried to help you by giving you a piece of myself. That was a mistake. One that I've made far too many times. I'm taking my piece back, and leaving you with what you've left me. Nothing.
So there's that. I can't WAIT to get out of here and leave the above people in the dust. Well, minus the one good one. Haha. If you're counting asterisks and find that your name fits, and wonder if it's you, the odds are it is. Fuck off. Of course, if you're not sure, you can always ask. I should hope that you'd be positive that it isn't.