Get out your girdles and spanx, because it's that time of the year again, when I search high and low for the tightest, shortest, most skanky dress to ring in another year of life in.
Motel, $63
Blaque Label, $68
Not short, tight, or skanky, but a great cocktail dress at a great price, nonetheless.
Atria, $155
So ho-tastic. I love it.
eDressMe, $50
NYC Boutique, $55
A very strong contender.
If you wear a size large, this beaut's a steal at $40
Akira, $46
This site has really great, affordable pieces, by the way. Definitely bookmark it and give it a look.
However, I WANT THIS ONE.
Motel, $56
Skanky and classy at the same time! Maybe the NY fashion industry has gotten to me already, but this dress kind of knocks of "so cool, I'm going to wear it with my vintage Levi's jacket, a bowler hat, ironic oversized glasses, expensive patterned leggings, and short boots" which of course I would look laughable in but I WILL MAKE IT MY OWN.
This, along with many pairs of backseamed, cuban-heeled stockings, will be purchased when I get my first paycheck. I AM SO EXCITED.