and i really hope i didn't treat you like i'm being treated or tricked and treated

[deadrosencrantz]

Is it that hard to seem like you don't fucking hate my guts whenever I'm around?
Or could you tell me if you did hate my guts?
?

the fuck

Comments

[victorcolony]

jon d. im really not too fond of you. i'm sorry i waited until now to confess those feelings. please forgive. peace.

[deadrosencrantz]

At least you told me the truth. And I shall return the favor; Your breath smells of battered pancake batter. Look into that.

[mikeyed]

Is this home or other? That's all I ask.

[deadrosencrantz]

Other, brother.

[grantmeafabwish]

i don't hate your guts roomie

roomates don't hate things like that

i mean i guess i'd hate the fact that you like leave wet towels on the floor or drink milk out of the cartoon or you know skin puppies in the living room after I JUST MOPPED!!!! Asshole

oh wait you don't do those things

sorry

sometimes my imagination tries to kidnap me, you know run away with me

i keep trying to get a restraining order but the tricky bastard is just so g--damn charming( look i can write like an old person!) he always gets off.... he gets off like a fat guy who just got out of being in prision for 20 years and went to an all star asian 17 year old girl orgy.... bastard!

the point is

i don't hate your guts

[deadrosencrantz]

Thank you roomie

[bgheen]

Your Dad Hates You Because of What you Did To His Wife When You Were Coming Out of The Baby Tunnel.

[deadrosencrantz]

HAHAHAHHAH

[bgheen]

He Now Has to Use a Zuchinni To Pleasure His Married Member

[deadrosencrantz]

I'm thinking one of those overgrown squashes you see at the State Fair...and he'd paint a little, angry face on the end of it.

[almost_there]

I HATE YOU.

(Now, am I telling the truth or just going against the current LJ norm? That's the real question.)