Dear Santa...
This was funny enough that I had to write 2 letters to Santa. The second was equally funny.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I helped vorpal across the street (6 points). In July I set daestwen's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I pulled bakaelf's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (636 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
deadrootsbro
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday gruberman and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I broke serpentgoddess's X-Box (-12 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I helped brotherlawrence hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (525 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
deadrootsbro
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last month I helped vorpal across the street (6 points). In July I set daestwen's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I pulled bakaelf's hair (-5 points).
Overall, I've been nice (636 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
deadrootsbro
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday gruberman and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In March I broke serpentgoddess's X-Box (-12 points). In June I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I helped brotherlawrence hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (525 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
deadrootsbro