Oh my God.
What the fuck has my life turned into? A crappy shoujo manga where the supposed heroine trips all over the floor with her awkwardness and shits out flying turtles? LIFE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO CONTAIN SO MANY 'ACCIDENTAL' COINCIDENCES ALL AT ONCE!!1!1!!oneoneone!!!11!!1!eleven!!one!!
The Fates are either fucking with me, or my sisters and his sister are setting this up. I actually hope it's the former. That way, I don't have to get Kero to urinate into their shampoo.
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If I ever turn into any of these (omg,
Forever Endless Valentine of My Winter Heart) I give anyone the permission to bitch slap me to high heaven. Hate all of them so much.
!!! If I'm going to be a shoujo lead, I should at least be as awesome as these two Haruhi's:
Or maybe:
If I can't be one of THOSE awesome shoujo heroines, at least turn me into a gay bishie.
Yeah, I'd rather grow an extra appendage than be a gd Mary Sue. DX