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[notahandbag]

[WHO] William Birkin and All Y'all
[WHERE] Facility Cell Block
[WHEN] Day 23, first thing in the morning
[STYLE] Action
[RATING] PG-13
[STATUS] Open

Comments

[hunkpunt]

You won't be killing anyone, unless you turn into the infected again. [HUNK is completely grumpy from when he had a personality swap and turned into a crybaby. So of course irrational yelling sets him on edged.]

[notahandbag]

[And you would be the second person to freak Birkin out by mentioning that little funfact.] I... I don't know what you're talking about, okay?! Who the hell are you trying to get away with saying shit like that?

[hunkpunt]

I'm the man who killed you.

[notahandbag]

[There's a long, long pause before Birkin speaks again, this time much quieter.] USS, right? There for my research, right? [He scoffs.] I should have known Spencer would do that... [Birkin is suddenly a lot more thankful he's in this cell, now. It might have been keeping him in, but at least it was also keeping this guy out.]

[hunkpunt]

Alpha Team leader. Umbrella wanted what you had, so they sent me in to do what I do best. Nothing personal. Just doing my job.

[notahandbag]

You killed me, no doubt painfully; that's pretty personal.

[hunkpunt]

You're alive now, aren't you?

[notahandbag]

[Touche HUNK, touche.] I suppose so... But I doubt that was through any generosity on your part.

[hunkpunt]

No, but you're still here. Quit complaining.

[notahandbag]

If I shot you, you probably would complain a bit too, idiot.

[hunkpunt]

[If only you could see his face right now, Birkin. It's something along the lines of areyouserious.] For a scientist, you're not very smart.

[notahandbag]

[Ooh boy that struck a nerve. And he's rather obviously snarling.] Do you even know who you're dealing with?! I'm the best scientist Umbrella's ever had! I'm responsible for everything!

[hunkpunt]

[HUNK strikes again while the iron's hot.] They obviously didn't consider you much of an asset if they wanted you dead.

[notahandbag]

[Birkin stops shouting and talks in a considerably quieter voice now. You've actually managed to really piss him off HUNK. Congrats.] As soon as they let us out of our cages, you might want to watch what you say. I'd hate to have something happen to you.