TURDSWORTH
Get off my lawn, you crazy kids! You're crushing the daffodils! Not epic at all. Just as I was in the middle of another book about me, too. You've upset my epic equilibrium and I wrote a whole three lines about someone else! Can't be having that. Who would read it?
Bloody new-wave romantics with their burberry floppy shirts and crushed velour breeches with big gold watch chains - bunch of poetic chavs. So un-epic. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, LAMB! I'll give you an ASBO. I mean it! I'll ASBO you within an inch of your life! An epic ASBO!
Now run along kthx and play with sister Mary.
Bloody new-wave romantics with their burberry floppy shirts and crushed velour breeches with big gold watch chains - bunch of poetic chavs. So un-epic. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, LAMB! I'll give you an ASBO. I mean it! I'll ASBO you within an inch of your life! An epic ASBO!
Now run along kthx and play with sister Mary.