May 06, 2006 00:41
It is a good day to release the flying monkeys.
I almost feel sorry for Lord B. Today he took a swipe at me while I tried to take his temperature, docked my wages and insulted my ancestry by calling me a filthy, leech-loving eyetie lackeyboy. Then he made Shelley dump all my clothes and belongings in the lake.
He is practically pulling my pigtails.
Soon we’ll be picking out china patterns.
polidori