JANE

[seagreenish]

Oh sure Bessie, you can still come to my sewing bee. Only you have to sit on the other side of the room - partly because you'll take up an entire chaise lounge, and partly because at that distance you'll be far enough away that I can point, laugh, and maintain you're an eloquent maid.

Refuse to have friends who WADDLE.

p.s. lonely. Horny. George, Perce, William? Anyone? JANE'S BORED.