horrible, horrible.
so I found this guys horrible creation:
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Monday, November 22, 2004
Nintendo Haikus
I wrote these for a class. Now I will share with all.
Samus Aran
Your Identity,
Is a total mystery;
Until Victory.
The Quest of Hyrule
Link, pick up thy sword.
Gather pieces of Triforce.
Save Princess Zelda.
Wily Dr. Wily
Dr. Wily bad.
A scientist gone mad.
Stop him Megaman.
Jealous Brother
Luigi feels green;
Overlooked by Mario.
Where is his glory?
Size Doesn’t Matter
You can do it Mac;
If you use the right technique.
Tyson’s got nothing.
Silence of the Night
Simon’s whip is hope.
Curse the darkness of the night;
Soon it will be light.
World of Chaos
Earth, Wind, Water, Fire;
Fiend on the side of evil
Save us light warrior.
The Unforgettable Password
At title screen; Up,
Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B A, B A, start.
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taken from: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=1627143&blogID=8355207&Mytoken=632558577983437500
I just thought that I would share this with everyone so they can bathe themselves in the ridiculousness of this man's horrible poetry.
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Monday, November 22, 2004
Nintendo Haikus
I wrote these for a class. Now I will share with all.
Samus Aran
Your Identity,
Is a total mystery;
Until Victory.
The Quest of Hyrule
Link, pick up thy sword.
Gather pieces of Triforce.
Save Princess Zelda.
Wily Dr. Wily
Dr. Wily bad.
A scientist gone mad.
Stop him Megaman.
Jealous Brother
Luigi feels green;
Overlooked by Mario.
Where is his glory?
Size Doesn’t Matter
You can do it Mac;
If you use the right technique.
Tyson’s got nothing.
Silence of the Night
Simon’s whip is hope.
Curse the darkness of the night;
Soon it will be light.
World of Chaos
Earth, Wind, Water, Fire;
Fiend on the side of evil
Save us light warrior.
The Unforgettable Password
At title screen; Up,
Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right
B A, B A, start.
***
taken from: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=1627143&blogID=8355207&Mytoken=632558577983437500
I just thought that I would share this with everyone so they can bathe themselves in the ridiculousness of this man's horrible poetry.