Illusion 6

[deadpandevourer]

The competition is over, and we have elected a new main character!

They are...

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[idkmybffscience]

What methods did you use in determining the main character?

[deadpandevourer]

Scientific methods.

[idkmybffscience]

I see. Well, that does sound very scientific...

It's just that I was pretty sure Mr. Edgeworth was the main character.

[deadpandevourer]

He's not here.

[idkmybffscience]

That's true. But what's this Laron person like? Is he dashing and smart? Does he like science?

[deadpandevourer]

I'm just a side character. Ask him yourself.

[idkmybffscience]

I'll do better than that. I'll investigate him! Scientifically!

[oathofhonor]

You'll what now?

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[idkmybffscience]

...

[idkmybffscience]

*sprays with luminol*

[oathofhonor]

ACKPHBT!

What the hell are you doing!?

[[In the dim light of the castle, the luminol reveals numerous stains around Laron's mouth, neck, and shirt.]]

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[idkmybffscience]

...

[idkmybffscience]

*slap*

GHOST!

[oathofhonor]

*quick lean out of the way.*

Hey! I'm not a ghost! If I were a ghost, a slap would go right through me, anyway. What the hell was that stuff anyway?

*glances down at shirt*

Well. This is awkward.

[idkmybffscience]

Luminol!

Scientifically speaking, it's a chemical that exhibits luminescence when it reacts with an oxidizing agent.

An oxidizing agent...like blood all over a murderous and vengeful ghost!

[oathofhonor]

Why don't you use that brain you seem so proud of.

There are plenty of ghosts around this place, and they don't even look remotely human. If I were murderous, I would presumedly be trying to murder you instead of talking to you.

As for these...stains. What can I say? I'm a messy eater.