Illusion 2

[deadpandevourer]

It's almost Christmas.

Should I give people gifts?

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[jump_isforkids]

Do aliens celebrate Christmas?

[deadpandevourer]

Christmas cheer is for everyone.

[jump_isforkids]

Okay then, sure. Give people gifts all you want.

Just remember the golden rule: Never look a gift mouth in the horse.

...Eh? Wait, that's not it, is it.

Ah! I remember now, oh yeah. Nobody likes chore coupons.

[deadpandevourer]

I wonder what I should give you.

[jump_isforkids]

It's like that, you know? It's Christmas morning, you're eagerly unwrapping all your gifts, and then when dear Mother's turn comes around-- OH! HOW...HOW NICE~! she says with all the motherly love she can muster from her dear, sweet little heart as she reads a couple "One free cleaning of my room", "One day of doing everything Mom tells me to do", "One free shoulder rub". Ah, how nice. How nice, indeed.

But let me ask you one thing.

HAVE YOU EVER DONE ANYTHING ON ANY OF THOSE COUPONS LIKE YOU PROMISED?!

HELL NO, YOU HAVEN'T!

[jump_isforkids]

Oh, I don't need presents. I'm not a kid after all, and I'm not your mother, thank god.

[deadpandevourer]