I know how Paris Hilton feels (except for the whole porn thingy)
So i got the job. I make $8.25 an hour
($1.25 more than i expected).
Today i went to a party where there was an exotic petting zoo.
There wasn't a monkey, but there was a kinkajou.
(You know the animal Paris had that attacked her on the red carpet?)
Well, the owner was walking around letting people touch it
(saying that she normally doesn't let other people touch it).
I was the last person she came to with it.
It turned, looked at me, hissed, and swatted at my arm.
I was basically attacked.
The only other interesting animal there that i got to pet
was a hairy armadillo. Only it wasn't very pleasant to touch.
($1.25 more than i expected).
Today i went to a party where there was an exotic petting zoo.
There wasn't a monkey, but there was a kinkajou.
(You know the animal Paris had that attacked her on the red carpet?)
Well, the owner was walking around letting people touch it
(saying that she normally doesn't let other people touch it).
I was the last person she came to with it.
It turned, looked at me, hissed, and swatted at my arm.
I was basically attacked.
The only other interesting animal there that i got to pet
was a hairy armadillo. Only it wasn't very pleasant to touch.