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OH, GOD! The "shorty got low" song is insanely catchy. I feel like shooting someone with my love juice because it makes me so excited.
Well, I rushed and panicked and wasted gas to get to the doctor today only to find out they don't have clinics on Friday afternoons. Sooo, the person who wrote the appointment on my little slip from my last visit is officially a douchebag. My blood pressure went from 150/78 to 140/80 in two weeks, so I guess I'm not going to die. Oh, wait, I have to push a six-to-eight pound something out of my vajayjay in two months. And I look horrible already. Maybe I will die. In that metaphorical sense. I do need to take some pregger pictures since I will most likely never have a child again. I figure that because I'll be 40 when Evan's 18, and I'll be the hottest, most available MILF ever. Hottest because my new life goal is to fucking exercise. Go figger.
I've been finding elementary/middle school friends on the various social networking sites we all use and it's been a lot of fun. Almost everyone from Alabaster has a baby now...maybe they should have spent more money on that sex education class. I still think it's weird how poor people procreate a shit ton more than the well-off. Maybe it's more about love, less about money...maybe poor people don't have as many obligations as richer folk, so they can actually spend time to raise a child. Then again, it's not always properly... *sigh* Enough of that.
I really hope that '08 doesn't suck for most of you. <3!
Well, I rushed and panicked and wasted gas to get to the doctor today only to find out they don't have clinics on Friday afternoons. Sooo, the person who wrote the appointment on my little slip from my last visit is officially a douchebag. My blood pressure went from 150/78 to 140/80 in two weeks, so I guess I'm not going to die. Oh, wait, I have to push a six-to-eight pound something out of my vajayjay in two months. And I look horrible already. Maybe I will die. In that metaphorical sense. I do need to take some pregger pictures since I will most likely never have a child again. I figure that because I'll be 40 when Evan's 18, and I'll be the hottest, most available MILF ever. Hottest because my new life goal is to fucking exercise. Go figger.
I've been finding elementary/middle school friends on the various social networking sites we all use and it's been a lot of fun. Almost everyone from Alabaster has a baby now...maybe they should have spent more money on that sex education class. I still think it's weird how poor people procreate a shit ton more than the well-off. Maybe it's more about love, less about money...maybe poor people don't have as many obligations as richer folk, so they can actually spend time to raise a child. Then again, it's not always properly... *sigh* Enough of that.
I really hope that '08 doesn't suck for most of you. <3!