Introductions and Manslaughter by Cars (Nikola Tesla)

Sep 08, 2006 12:51

I offer greetings to some of the greatest minds time has to offer. My name is Nikola Tesla and it is truly an honor to be among persons such as yourselves and in this distant place in the future ( Read more... )

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sterling_sara September 8 2006, 20:06:59 UTC
*fangirls*

Edison will never be as shiny as you, sir. He has the fame but you had the ideas.

<3 <3 <3 <3

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ac_energy September 9 2006, 00:59:05 UTC
I graciously thank you from the bottom of my heart, Miss. Even now my name is almost forgotten to my beloved countries.

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reina_de_espana September 9 2006, 00:46:59 UTC
Stop war? Did you sir just say stop war? War is sometimes the answer to many problems. War solved mine and mine countires.

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ac_energy September 9 2006, 01:02:05 UTC
Yes, but at athe expense of the working people, Madame. The bloodshed of war, while solves some problems, will create more invetiably with time. In an age of reason one should not need to lean towards violence.

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jean_moulin September 9 2006, 18:40:39 UTC
"In the sixty three years I've been dead what has happened to the world?"

I cannot say I'm any more pleased than yourself with what has transpired since our deaths (I see we died in the same year; what was it about 1943?).

It's the changes in fashion that catch me by surprise. Of all the intractable human instincts, I'd assumed the desire to be sexually appealing the most intractable of all. But now everyone dresses in jeans and t-shirts! I don't understand. Are there now asthetic advantages to working on a farm?

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ac_energy September 11 2006, 02:05:56 UTC
I cannot say. The farmers part I am not too upset about seeing I once to resided on a farm in my childhood. It's the female's incessant need to dress like a provacative loose woman is what concerns me the most. One's miniskirt was so short her inner thighs can be seen. Whatever happened to the virtue of chastity?

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jean_moulin September 11 2006, 02:35:21 UTC
"It's the female's incessant need to dress like a provacative loose woman is what concerns me the most."

Now, now, one hates to rush to judgement on something like this. After all, the ways of youth are not our own.

Considering the absolute lack of sensuality these days, it would probably be best if we were more forgiving. Somewhere along the way someone convinced the youth to trade in the tango and tuxedoes for blue jeans and the twist. Seduction is out of fashion now, as, it appears, is fashion itself.

Bearing these inestimable losses in mind, if Shakespeare is right and the world must be peopled there was going to have to be a give on something.

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twicequeen September 18 2006, 06:33:26 UTC
Sir, your appearance has sent my scribe into a fit of joy. Might you explain why she is waving a dartboard with a Mr. Marconi on it?

She also keeps saying you do not count, as you are not dead? Some sort of book series.

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ac_energy September 21 2006, 18:05:34 UTC
Marconi, as of late, has been experiencing a downslide of popularity because he stole my blueprints he was under a false pretention that he was the inventor of the radio. I tried to mend this mistake while I was alive but sadly the Supreme court did not see things my way.

Not to break your typist's heart but, I am sorry to report, I have passed on. However, please thank her for pointing me in the direction of said bookseries. I do enjoy a good book.

Sincerly to Your Majesty,

N. Tesla

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