Fairy Tale Time
It has been far too quiet here. Fortunately my typist's evil friends have introduced her to new entertainments. One that she claims "harkens back to her youth" is called MadLibs. You can find an electronic version here. Fill it in, and paste your answer. No cheating! Use the first version you wrote. I shall post mine as well, in a comment so
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Once upon a time there has a young POLITICIAN named MAXIMILIEN. He was MUSICALLY SPEECHIFYING in the SHINY forest when he met REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST, a run-away PAINTER from the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE.
MAXIMILIEN could see that REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST was hungry so he reached into his FOLIO and give him his INK-STAINED ORANGES. REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST was thankful for MAXIMILIEN's ORANGES, so he told MAXIMILIEN a very FLOWERY story about Queen LUCILE's daughter HENRIETTE. How her mother, the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE, kept her locked away in a JACOBIN CLUB protected by a gigantic PARROT, because HENRIETTE was so TRAGIC.
MAXIMILIEN CONTEMPLATED. He vowed to REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST the PAINTER that he would save the TRAGIC HENRIETTE. He would LECTURE the PARROT, and take HENRIETTE far away from her evil mother, the DAPPLED Queen LUCILE, and GUILLOTINE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a POIGNANT LIGHTNING STRIKE and REVOLUTIONARY SAINT-JUST the PAINTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic PARROT from his story. DAPPLED Queen LUCILE SMILED out from behind a QUILL and struck MAXIMILIEN dead. In the far off JACOBIN CLUB you could hear a SPLAT.
THE END.
I think he might have meant something else...
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