Mar 12, 2004 15:34
ok. so i have exactly 20 weeks from this saturday to the saturday of my best friend's wedding.
i think that that is plenty of time to assume supermodel status.
using a vast and varied arsenal of low calorie energy drinks, cardio and weight lifting, and body-wasting-fat-burning dietary supplements i can only believe that come july 24th i'm gonna be a whole new, lean, mean, bridal party impressin' machine.
i did not, however, go to the gym today. nor did i eat much other than mini-hershey chocolate bars. this is only a final binge before the instatement of the new regime.
operation liberate erica's inner beauty queen is hereby, hence, and therefore underway.