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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I gave wontuffcookie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Friday I stole amethystpaw's purse (-30 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In July I set greenelvish's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-88 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Deadman102183