Attack of the God Warrior!
My Mom's latest battle to shape up my life and feel like a good parent is to get me confirmed as a Catholic so I don't burn in Hell for all eternity.
She's taking the high road and using the old guilt trip/you won't be able to get married in the church approach. Well Madre, I'm pretty sure Monsieur Pope has a teeny problem with marrying two girls in his church so I have no problems with that. And secondly, if I go to Hell, you won't be there to nag me Mother, so maybe it'll be better that way.
She also did this cool thing tonight when we were having dinner with my grandma and aunt by bringing it up at the table. Really? Is this how my aunt's birthday has to go down?
So in retaliation I left the table to go play piano in the other room. The old lady can't seem to stay mad at me when I'm being creative.
The thing I hate most about this is:
She's my mom,. and I don't know about other people, but I can't stay mad at my mom forever. Its hard to avoid her and I'd rather we weren't at each other's throats.
I'd come out to her, but I haven't built up a big enough support network to scrape me off the ground after my mom crushes me. I'm sure E wouldn't mind if I called her phone in the middle of the night crying, but I'm sure my not-so-close friends would mind if I got tears on their math homework.
She's taking the high road and using the old guilt trip/you won't be able to get married in the church approach. Well Madre, I'm pretty sure Monsieur Pope has a teeny problem with marrying two girls in his church so I have no problems with that. And secondly, if I go to Hell, you won't be there to nag me Mother, so maybe it'll be better that way.
She also did this cool thing tonight when we were having dinner with my grandma and aunt by bringing it up at the table. Really? Is this how my aunt's birthday has to go down?
So in retaliation I left the table to go play piano in the other room. The old lady can't seem to stay mad at me when I'm being creative.
The thing I hate most about this is:
She's my mom,. and I don't know about other people, but I can't stay mad at my mom forever. Its hard to avoid her and I'd rather we weren't at each other's throats.
I'd come out to her, but I haven't built up a big enough support network to scrape me off the ground after my mom crushes me. I'm sure E wouldn't mind if I called her phone in the middle of the night crying, but I'm sure my not-so-close friends would mind if I got tears on their math homework.