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I fucking hate St. Patrick's day. It's just an excuse to caricature the Irish on a mass scale. Because they're all just drunken, twinkly eyed fuckers who wish you "top o' the mornin"
I'm a bit Irish (one Irish grandmother and one half Irish half Scotch grandmother), as is almost everyone on this bloody island, and I don't see the point of all this pretending that they're some exotic and bizarre race that we know so little about.
Also, I would like to take this opportunity to say that I love Ebola more than I love being alive and if anyone starts on at her, I will fucking have them. She means more to me that the rest of the world put together and I will not stand for anybody being cruel to her.
I'm a bit Irish (one Irish grandmother and one half Irish half Scotch grandmother), as is almost everyone on this bloody island, and I don't see the point of all this pretending that they're some exotic and bizarre race that we know so little about.
Also, I would like to take this opportunity to say that I love Ebola more than I love being alive and if anyone starts on at her, I will fucking have them. She means more to me that the rest of the world put together and I will not stand for anybody being cruel to her.