So,
Sniveling apologetic emails from Max Herbert: 3
Sniveling apologetic voice mail messages from Max Herbert: 7
Text messages from Maria Campbell assuring me she had no idea what Josie was writing about and how mortified and sorry she is: 2 (technically one, but it was a long one so it came in two parts)
Comments on my open letter on the WoS website: 267
Comments on Jon's editorial on the Sugar Ape website: 1294
Sex wees: 1 (I was at the doctor's and I had some ♥ ♥ ♥ blood ♥ ♥ ♥ taken. He thought I was nervous about the needle and held off for ages fucking talking me through it I thought I was going to explode! I was like "Oh no, I'm not scared at all, you're very kind, lets press on shall we?" on the outside and on the inside I was like "IN put in IN you slag NOW!")
Phonecalls from family members who wish grievous bodily harm on Josephine Carter: 1 (Oh Shirl, I love ya x)
Spousal kisses: oh.... loads.
Sniveling apologetic voice mail messages from Max Herbert: 7
Text messages from Maria Campbell assuring me she had no idea what Josie was writing about and how mortified and sorry she is: 2 (technically one, but it was a long one so it came in two parts)
Comments on my open letter on the WoS website: 267
Comments on Jon's editorial on the Sugar Ape website: 1294
Sex wees: 1 (I was at the doctor's and I had some ♥ ♥ ♥ blood ♥ ♥ ♥ taken. He thought I was nervous about the needle and held off for ages fucking talking me through it I thought I was going to explode! I was like "Oh no, I'm not scared at all, you're very kind, lets press on shall we?" on the outside and on the inside I was like "IN put in IN you slag NOW!")
Phonecalls from family members who wish grievous bodily harm on Josephine Carter: 1 (Oh Shirl, I love ya x)
Spousal kisses: oh.... loads.