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Dec 27, 2009 06:34

Argh, can't sleeeep. Please to stop kicking me in the ribs, baba, kthxbai?

I like being a mummy, but if there were bits you could pick and choose I'd definitely get rid of the aches and pains, needing to wee all the time, stretchmarks, moodswings and occasional sleepless nights. :( (The sexy dreams, I'll keep them. I was an Egyptian princess last night, the night before that I was a vampire. The male lead in these dreams was a cheeky slave and a slightly rubbish vampire hunter respectively)

Speaking of distressing things and pregnancy though, brb vomitting. I think the thing I found most distressing in that article was the word "farmed" in that particular context.

I'm glad I know that I'm beautiful already, people do weird things to try and look nice D:

babies should let their mother sleep, birth is unnatural and *is* scary, wtf?, why would you do that?, birth is natural and shouldn't be scary, baby, babies are great, dream, highly sexed zombie voodoo midget magic, pregnant

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