I like new friends
Nothing quite puts you in your place like sneaking home only to find two puppies waiting by the door for you, their little expressions saying, "I don't know what time you call this, we were worried sick!" Carrion then slunk by and looked over his shoulder as if to say, "Oh. You're back then. Open a can of whiskers will you? Kthxbai
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Hello Pretty Lady <3 Sorry sorry for bursting in on you getting all ready again, at least it was just make up reaplication I walked in on and not getting dressed or both of us would have screamed. I must of looked a sight as well I'd been out all night and all my brain was saying was "Bed now Bed now please please please."
I'm glad you had a nice night with him though it's good ^_^
I'm out again tonight (club club clubbing woo) Jon has to go see this Electro band called Freezepop, Ned reckons they're alright but we will see.
Take care Sweetie x x x
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Well, seeing me without eyeliner on is almost as bad as seeing me naked. I still haven't quite recovered from the shock. But again, moments earlier, I'd had my tits out (quick wash at the sink before going home), so it was a bit of a close shave.
I'm going out with Jones tonight, should be fun. Hope you have a good time too.
You too xxx
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And NO NO You couldn't have, because the sofa isn't broken :P If you'd gone with 'gently' over 'manfully' I could believe it MAYBE. But still no, because (insertTMIhere)
You are BEAUTIFUL I don't think taking away or putting on a little black liquid is going to change that, girlie.
Are you? Maybe I'll run away and come meet you properly then, though I don't suppose London is as small as I think it is is it? We could be in total different areas.
love love x x x
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Good to know. *files information away*
Aww, thank you. You're very sweet. You're a lying cunt, but you're very sweet.
I'm not sure where I'm going to be headed out yet. And London is not quite as small as you think it is, Mr. American, though terribly quaint for all that. :P
Mwah! x
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Ok, I'm back now. Still a bit shaken though. You broke the bed. Ok, now I just think you're showing off.
Shut your face, you know well that you're gorgeous.
I'm sure London appreciates the sentiment.
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Trust me I'm not, I had to buy him a new one. In fairness we might have set it up all wrong as well. Ah I'm laughing about it again now, hahaha... Ahhh. Poor Jo.
It's true. But it is accentuated with make up though, and then I'm airbrushed and so on. I can look a right state, like if I've taken pills or the morning after haha...
Aww LONDON! Don;t be sad London! But I've not been here too long you know? Just four years and in that time I've flitted about. NY and Birmingham are my proper lived in cities, than Barcelona, Tokyo, Venice and Berlin.
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I broke somebody's finger once by accident. I don't mind telling you because you're not going to sleep with me anyway and are probably scared enough of girl bits that this horror story makes little difference.
You're just fishing now, don't think I can't see right through this flimsy attempt to obtain flattery :P
Haha, it's ok, I've had a word with London and left it with a cup of tea. Should be fine.
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You did WHAT? Like... with your 'gina? HOW? Fuck that's TERRIFYING but somewhat impressive still... Why would ANY boy ever trust you with their dick then? Haha, don't tell potential suitors that maybe...
I don't need to fish I'm going out in like 15 minutes and all I will get ALL NIGHT is how fucking gorgeous I look, it gets so so so so boring. Nice for me, if anything, that I'm pretty, but I can ALSO talk about other things. One of the reasons I like Jon actually, he can talk to me for more than five minutes without bringing up how blue my stupid fucking eyes are.
Oh Good. I would hated to have upset her.
x x x
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Unfortunate angle coupled with unexpectedly firm clenching. Ow. For him that is. It was quite embarrassing in A+E. Every nurse on duty was there, pretending that it wasn't just because they thought it was hilarious. It was an accident, I'm not likely to go "Ha ha, foolish man! I have you now!" *crush willy*
Put on fifteen pounds and stop washing. Though that didn't work for poor Robert Pattinson, he's still got teenyboppers trying to kiss!rape him randomly in the street.
She a dirty bitch, but surprisingly sensitive.
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I can't put on weight, and if I did put on 15 pounds I would only be like a couple of pounds overweight anyway, I'm supposed to put on 7 pounds by the summer and I'm TRYING. I couldn't stop washing I'd freak out. ERUGH. And Robert Pattinson is a bit of a fox, even if he does start in rubbish films.
LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOME. You should have come out with us, it was brill.
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