Pretentious

[deadlock]

After browsing around on MySpace I've determined that I'm the hippest person within a 20 mile radius of Redwood City. How lame. They need to build an art school around here to attract the indie ladies.

Comments

[mango_organa]

when youre old and rich can i be your trophy wife?

[deadlock]

Of course, just be sure to stay pretty until then =P

[frankiesaysrawr]

Awe that sucks. =/ How far is Redwood city from more hip cities?
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[deadlock]

According to maps.google.com it's 26 miles from San Francisco and 38 miles from Berkeley.

[frankiesaysrawr]

Lame.
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[ihatejeffroman]

dude you can get here in 15 or 20 minutes if you drive like yuppie scum. i've seen how those dot-commers speed, you need practice if you want to be one of them anyway. and there's lots of hip chicks here(that will invariably like you more than i because you are older and have cooler hair).

[kylan]

No Stanford hunnies?

[deadlock]

Nope. Not on MySpace, at least.