This worries me...
The packet of gum I have here in my hands is quite nifty looking. BUT WAIT! Don't be fooled by its devious exterior for this packet of chewy-goodness has an ulterior motive. And by ulterior motive I mean it wants you to, pardon my English, shit your pants.
No seriously: "EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT"
Unfortunately they do not list what exactly constitutes "excess consumption". There go my hopes of using it as a diabolic tool of torture. Looks like I'll just rely on my good ole laxative cookies.
Speaking of which, would you like a cookie?
No seriously: "EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT"
Unfortunately they do not list what exactly constitutes "excess consumption". There go my hopes of using it as a diabolic tool of torture. Looks like I'll just rely on my good ole laxative cookies.
Speaking of which, would you like a cookie?