Five

[deadlesbian]

...Right. I apologize now if you are offended by any number I throw your way.

I can't seem to stop. And I can't seem to do anything but be totally honest.

Stupid curses.

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[bass_on_fire]

Dare I ask?

[deadlesbian]

Looks solely, we're hitting about an 8.5. Factoring in how amazing you are, we're talking off the scale.

[bass_on_fire]

I'm okay with 8.5. I always had you pegged at 8 for looks, easy ten plus for personality.

[deadlesbian]

And that's why we gel together well.

[bass_on_fire]

Exactly. Makes life easy.

[deadlesbian]

And neither of us feels like we're settling.

[bass_on_fire]

Wouldn't be here if I felt like I was settling.

[deadlesbian]

Exactly.

...Also, pay no attention to aaaanyone else's rankings. You're still my number one.

[bass_on_fire]

I'd be a hypocrite if I get mad for something like that.

[deadlesbian]

A little hypocrisy every now and then makes a human. Meaning... it'd be okay if you were, you know.

[bass_on_fire]

I know. I just rank people all the time. Just... In my head.

[deadlesbian]

Me too. God, it's like... breathing. You just don't tell people, you know?

[bass_on_fire]

It's really hard to resist flirting with a nine or ten, though. Old habits die hard.

[deadlesbian]

And nothing wrong with that, either.

[bass_on_fire]

Some take to it less kindly, though. Not saying I think you would.

[deadlesbian]

We are two hot young women in the prime of our sexual... existences. If we didn't flirt with anyone else, I think it'd be unhealthy.