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[deadlesbian]

Right. Gainful employment. I seem to be in need of it again. Anyone got use for an adorable, mouthy girl who has meager skills when it comes to menial tasks and didn't actually finish college on account of being stabbed?

Anyone?

Please?

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[trapdoor_spider]

That would depend I suppose what sort of job you wished to do...

[deadlesbian]

If you're about to suggest something improper, I'd be very careful.

[trapdoor_spider]

And that would depend a great deal on what you consider improper.

[deadlesbian]

Well, basically, no making any prostitute comments if you value your testicles.

[trapdoor_spider]

How terribly crass. That was the last thing on my mind.

I actually like a girl for her brain.

[deadlesbian]

Her brain. Right, that's a little creepy in the phrasing.

[trapdoor_spider]

Mmm yes well you wouldn't be the first to accuse me of being creepy.

[deadlesbian]

Well, the first way to start combating creepiness is by sharing your name.

[trapdoor_spider]

Oh dear, I'm quite forgetful of my manners as well.

I am Myrnin.

[deadlesbian]

And I'm Thelma. What do you do, Myrnin?

[trapdoor_spider]

It is quite a pleasure to meet you, Thelma.

I'm a physicist and an alchemist. Iv'e got a warehouse I'm busily turning into a lab.

Yourself? Besides the aforementioned skills.

[deadlesbian]

Not much. Life was tragically cut short before I could do too much. Since then I've prevented Armageddon once.

[trapdoor_spider]

Vampire?

[deadlesbian]

What, me?

Oh no. I spent the rest of my days back home as a ghost.

[trapdoor_spider]

I've read of that phenomenon here but you're the first experience I've had with it.

Ada managed to manifest a ghost of herself at home.